How To Dye Your Dog Green

You will need:

• Bottle of green food coloring
• Spray bottle
• A place to get really messy
• A white dog with a good sense of humor
• It doesn't hurt to live in a neighborhood called Dogtown, which has a St. Patty's Day parade bigger than the one downtown
• A little bit of crazy

                       

                              Simple tools for such an undertaking.

No leprechauns were slaughtered during this project.

Step 1: Mix the food coloring with water in the spray bottle to the color intensity of your liking.
Step 2: Spray the dog all over, rubbing dye into fur as you go. Repeat and retouch where necessary.

Rowan wants to help.

It's just like getting a bath.

Of course, it started raining, so we had to finish inside

Step 3: Do not towel dry! Be sure to let the dog dry completely before touching anything. Consider a long walk or a blow dryer.
Step 4: Try not to laugh too hard.
Step 5: Have a cider and sit back to enjoy your handiwork.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!